McNish PLLC Announces Market-Shattering Bonuses For Its Basset Hounds

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McNish PLLC Bonuses Shatter What Little Remains of the New York Scale After Previous McNish PLLC Scale-Shatterings

PORTLAND, MAINE (December 16, 2024)

McNish PLLC, a Maine-based boutique law firm that focuses on Patent Trial and Appeal Board (PTAB) proceedings and Federal Circuit appeals, has announced above-market bonuses for its basset hounds for a fourth year running.

A bonus memo circulated by Kevin McNish, the managing member of McNish PLLC, states that all basset hounds employed and in good standing at the Firm as of December 31, 2024 will receive the following bonuses:

(1) A “Tour de Meat” through downtown Bath, Maine, with stops at Kennebec Meat Company and Rollin' Smoke BBQ’s upcoming brick-and-mortar location;

(2) One get-out-of-a-bath-free card; and

(3) A full-grown cabbage, because apparently cabbage is something they want and will go to supernatural lengths to obtain.

"We're committed to taking care of the basset hounds that take care of the Firm and its clients. So when we beat all previous annual revenue and profit figures--as we did this year--we make sure the Firm's bonuses reflect that," said McNish.

"The last time anyone else shattered a market this thoroughly was when the kaiju Leatherback and Otachi shattered the Hong Kong market in the film Pacific Rim," he added.

He concluded, "That's the *film* Pacific Rim, not the 'movie' Pacific Rim. Pacific Rim is a film. It's a shame it never got a sequel."

About McNish PLLC

McNish PLLC is a cloud-based law firm that provides full-stack solutions for Patent Trial and Appeal Board proceedings, including inter partes reviews (IPRs). From petition through appeal, for petitioners or for patent owners, McNish PLLC can do it all. And, by pairing the in-depth experience of Kevin McNish with innovative fee arrangements that avoid the pitfalls of hourly billing, McNish PLLC can deliver unparalleled value in PTAB proceedings and Federal Circuit appeals.

For more information, visit McNish PLLC’s website at www.mcnishpllc.com or email McNish PLLC at contact@mcnishpllc.com.

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